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bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

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zayncangetsome:

you & i - one day to go x


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kurosukone:

True sibling protection

(Source: lovefortelevision)


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darkoverord:

tobuscus:

AND WHAT!?!

and a nervous breakdown in aisle 11




i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

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lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)

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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister)


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saladfanclub:

when u see other ppl whos urls look just like urs

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Time will change everything about this hell.

(Source: winterkiss)


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ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy)

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